fifteenth of the second: Fare yee wells and hi fives

Hello world,

Sorry for going absent for a while there, you would not believe what a busy week I have had! I got called into work for two extra shifts which was good, get extra $$$ I am always happy to do. Then the weekend arrived. What can I say, it was FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!! Saturday was Chiaras going away party, which was 10/10. Had a few glasses of ale... just a few don't worry :D. Sunday was also fabulous. Spent the majority of the day recovering from Saturday, then at 7:30 I went on Charmaines (friend of mine) Single friends valentines dinner. Were we had Italian and I met a whole new bunch of people. They were an epic bunch I'll tell ya that! The most unromantic valentines I have had in a while lol, but thats exactly what made it so epic.

A close friend of mine (chiara) is moving back to Italy for a few months. I have not known her for that long, but she is a gem and a lovely lady who I enjoy spending time with. And in the time I have known her, I have met so many people and done so many things that I would never of done without her. Thank you Chiara, I will miss you dearly and when you return, it will be like you never lef

Enough about my epic weekend, it is time to go onto the various things that make this blog worth reading.


Starting with the 'serious' stuff

Topic of the day: Valentines day.

Yes, I thought I would take the chance to deconstruct valentines day and see if it really is all about 'love' Dude. Valentines day was established in AD 496 by Pope Genesis I. It was made to express love between intimate companions.
Intimate companions? Last time I checked the generations of today treat it as a "Day I must get a rose or I'll cry!!" Indeed this is true, not to offend those like that... hey, I was like that too until I read up on the actual day!

Now, the question is, who completely sold out Valentines day to make it all about gifts gifts gifts to make a HUGE profit? *hears the women reading this yell out 'A male!'* well, us males are assholes who do like to sell out holy holidays... but not in this case. Us males were like "God, not ANOTHER day to buy women gifts!" I'm joking :) I love spoiling women! Never mind that, it was made a public 'buy-fest' by a lady named Esther Howland. in 1847 She produced 'valentines cards' based on British models. She was an American woman, turning the simple English tradition of 'making your lovers a card' into mass production, thus turning the great holiday full of love into nothing but a 'HALLMARK HOLIDAY!'

In conclusion, this was a great idea for a holiday. It was meant to be about love and expressing that love to your partner. Now it is an EXPECTATION to receive a card or rose on this day, completely killing most of the meaning and bringing out greed in a world that is greedy enough as it is!

I don't mean to shut down the idea of Valentines day completely, I know there are still people who celebrate this tradition properly. To those who do, double thumbs up man!

Onto the fun stuff :D

WTF Moment of the WEEK!:

This moment, was similar to what happened that faithful night at the bus stop... no its not another Cowboy...
The other day, around 4:30 PM, I was waiting for my bus to work. I was sitting there, minding my own business when this seedy fella comes up to me and asks "Dude do you have a cigarette"? And I replied "Sorry mate, Don't smoke" Just being honest... and he replied "Oh fuck you C*NT!!" You'd think I'd be more shocked, but after all, it is South Port... the shocking part came next...
This guy who asked me for a cigarette was around my age, and slurred his words and stunk of weed and other ungodly odors. He walked around the bus stop and eventually sat on the stool infront of me, next to a lady. He asked her for a lighter (which she gives to him) and he pulls out a FULL packet of cigarettes... hmmm... oh, it gets better. His 'Friend' walks up and sits next to him... also smelt terrible and just the site of him spelled "Hi, I'm a drug addict who likes long walks on the beach, sunsets and FUCKING SWEARING BRAH!!!!!" He sat down and said to his friend...well said isn't the word to describe how he spoke...he YELLED to his friend (who looked to weigh around 50 kilos, very skinny guy)"MOVE OVER YOU FAT C*NT...C*NT...C*NT...FAT FUCKING FUCK C*NT...FUCK....C*NT...FAT...C*NT!" The entire bus stop stared at them, then the skinny one who told me to fuck of earlier turned around and looked at me, and said "hey bro im steve" and extended his hand wanting to shake... he didn't remember me from just two minutes prior? Douche... so I was polite and shook his hand. He then turned away and him and his friend got up and run accross the road for no apparent reason...dodging nothing too big...just a BIG FUCKING YELLOW BUS!... crazy mo fos, I mean... WTF?

Quote of the day: "If your joking... I will calmly walk to your house, slit your throat and bathe in your blood whilst singing Cradle of Filth"

Who in their right mind would say that? My best friend of course! Mr. Bryce Doyle spoke these solm words when I told him (me being the nice guy that I am) I bought him a SOUNDWAVE TICKET!!!!!!!!! God I am nice! He was so so happy, because he would be a complete loner while me and his girl friend go to soundwave. makes perfect sense right? Me and my best mates gf go to a concert together... yeah, perfectly normal :D.

Was a very funny moment on the phone last night, One day I will record one of his random lines... eventually making it into a cd

It would be called "Bryce Doyles pick up lines"

:D


A gaze into the future: FUCK YES SOUNDWAVE!!!!!

I Just got offered two tickets to soundwave to buy which I obviously did! It will be amazing!!!!! Just thought I'd let everyone who doesn't have a ticket know so they can be jealous. :D

Well, that is the end of todays chapter into the life of Jordan Danger Merrick.

I would love to hear some feedback guys so please leave comments in the provided area or leave comments on facebook. If there is any topic you would like to see me cover, then let me know!

Thank you all for reading, and in the words of Arnald Swatzahh

"I'll be back mo fuckah!"

Many warm regards,

Jordan Danger Merrick